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malformalady:

Two lions brought rush-hour traffic to a standstill in Nairobi, Kenya when they decided to have a lie down in the middle the street during morning traffic

Photo credit: Gareth Jones

how the hell do u work a cd player im tryna play the abluM!!!

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

ok ya imma sleep but ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

homurica:

urbancatfitters:

                no
         no          no
    no                   no
   no         no        no
    no                   no       
       no             no
                no

the circle of life

goddammitganon:

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble” 

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

shiphassailed:

when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively

ok gn im gonna listen to modern vampires of the city and read somethin til i sleep

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

naaegi:

devilmatic:

naaegi:

devilmatic:

dirkstirder:

                                       (◕‿◕✿)                            (◕‿◕✿)            (◕‿◕✿)                (◕‿◕✿)                                      (◕‿◕✿)         (◕‿◕✿)         you came to the wrong           (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿)                 neighboorhood motherfucker             (◕‿◕✿)         (◕‿◕✿)                                                           (◕‿◕✿)                (◕‿◕✿)                                             (◕‿◕✿)                           (◕‿◕✿)                          (◕‿◕✿)                                          (◕‿◕✿)(◕‿◕✿)

SQUAD UUUUPPPPP

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GOONS ON DECK

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cristobalite:

wtf just happened to my sidebar

googlepirate:

keeping the streets safe